She’s waiting, she’s waiting…

This bitch is waiting on the end game! Wait, what is the end game you ask! That will forever be an unknown because I sure as shit don’t have a clear end game to my dating adventures, and I personally don’t think I should have one. It’s a waste of time to fixate on things that should come…

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Merry Fucking Christ-massacre!

Yes Christmas can indeed bring joy and happiness, but we have all experienced the shitty end of that stick too. The sad reality is that it can go either way, without you being able to control much, except your shitty half of course. Maybe this year it’s that douchebag ex that tears you down, or it’s your selfish…

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I could give a flying FUCK (you)!

It’s been a year since you threw it all away You took her as your #1 and left all else behind I ask YOU what your views and opinions are Yet she trumps even your “good” sense You demand it to be a certain way Take it or leave it you say No other choice…

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Jokes on YOU, fucking idiot!

It seems like yesterday when we made a forever commitment to this project. An intention to do all that was in our power to make this successful. A promise to one another, a respect and understanding for our end goal. An underlying love that I was sure would keep us on the same path. At the…

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Christmas Blunders OR Epic Wins?!

You be the judge…! The gist of my lack in caring for Christmas boils down to commercialization and the spoiled assholes that wander the streets in search of the next useless, mindless piece of shit gift. I definitely jam on the magic of Christmas and the joy it can bring when it entails bringing your…

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